"Did you have anything to do with what happened in Santa Mónica Hospital on 3 July 1997?"

I was in Puebla on that day. So I had nothing to do with that.

"Where's the other $865,000?"

I was in Puebla that day, too, so I was just as surprised about that as you were.

"Is it true that chickens look at you sideways?"

Don't they look at everyone that way?

"Somebody said that they saw you having lunch with David Byrd in Palm Beach on 6 November 2000..."

That could not have been me. I was into manufacturing systems at the time.

"Wasn't that recurring theme on The X-Files about you?"

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